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People on tv/movies always have very flimsy shirts and very hardy pants. Pants never get destroyed (see Sylar getting zapped on Heroes)
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Just because I once wrote “Dr. Zizmor” on Twitter does not mean that I want Dr. Zizmor following me.
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Eating 3XXX Sharp Cheddar Cheese. Could have gotten 10XXX or whatever, but didn’t want to cut my tongue.
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Oh, I could easily go back to sleep for a few hours. They tend not to like that in the workplace, though.

